The following is from a Chow Tent chat with Brian on October 11, 2005. Another heart-felt thank you goes to Allison from CarnyCon for transcribing it and letting us put it here!



BrianTurk Logs in

BrianTurk: hey guys

Susan_CarnyChat: Hi there Brian!

BrianTurk: hello all

BrianTurk: wow.... beth!

CBFCBeth: Good to see you again!

BrianTurk: hello kate michelle susan

BrianTurk: lexx, april

BrianTurk: wow... lots here

lulafortune: of course there are...you think we'd miss out on a chance to chat with you, Brian?

BrianTurk: hello... how goes the auction?

CBFCBeth: it's going great!

CBFCBeth: we're really starting to get some bids in!

CBFCBeth: And thanks so much for the goodies you sent! There's bids on all of it!

BrianTurk: bids....(whew) I was worried no one would want them

CBFCBeth: Oh... of COURSE they want them!

CBFCBeth: the enamal cup is too cute!

BrianTurk: has everyone here bid on something from the auction????

CBFCBeth: I see some familiar bidders here....

blondeambition1998: I wish I could Brian..Im so broke :(

BrianTurk: sorry blonde..... maybe april will send you a razorblade

Aprilsong: Brian I sent all the ones I had left to the auction

BrianTurk: how does the bidding work beth??? do you update it when you get home or is it automatic...? or do they just put their highest bid they would want to pay???

CBFCBeth: I update it by hand

CBFCBeth: so whenever I get the bids in, I try to update

CBFCBeth: but tomorrow and Thursday i'm gonna be working an Estate Sale, so the bids will be updated only a couple times those days

KateBCG: It's proxy, Brian...you give you're highest bid and it gets updated by beth automatically...

BrianTurk: ahhh

BrianTurk: wow.... $200 for a phone call from Clancy????

BrianTurk: wow

CBFCBeth: yeah!

missmewslove: Brian, can I ask you a question about "Art School Confidential"?

BrianTurk: sure miss

missmewslove: When will it be released, and tell us something about the character that you play?

BrianTurk: good question... I have no idea actually miss. A lot have asked but, I don't know. I play "Jerome's" black sheep of the family's cousin when he is home for Thanksgiving dinner.... funny but, mostly embarrassing part

missmewslove: thanks Brian....looking forward to its release

BrianTurk: yeah... it has been a long time coming

LexxiSmiles: Brian....the tentative release date for Art School Confidential is April 2006.

Michelle: Brian, how is the puppy?

BrianTurk: she is a princess!!!!

BrianTurk: no she is good

BrianTurk: we just got back from puppy class right now

BrianTurk: she is the star of the class if I do say so myself

BrianTurk: <--------- beeming proud parent

Michelle: but you're not biased, are ya?

BrianTurk: not biased at all michelle

BrianTurk: the instructor keeps using her for illustrations in class

BrianTurk: <---------- pats himself on the back

BrianTurk: plus she is a cutie....

Michelle: feel like dog-sitting my pup for awhile? takin her to some classes?

BrianTurk: sure.... I have the time

blondeambition1998: what kind of dog is she Brian? and her name?

BrianTurk: I got a 7 month old Rottweiler, I never thought I would get one of those but, she truly is very sweet and won me over... I went to look at a lab/pointer but, adopted her. She has her tail still..... and her name is Daisy

CBFCBeth: I dont think I've ever seen a Rott with their tail!

BrianTurk: yeah beth... very cute... she was abandoned at a school... then turned over to a shelter... then to Rottweiler rescue which doesn't deal with dogs with their tails so she was turned over again to a rescue foundation

BrianTurk: very tramatic month or so

blondeambition1998: are you gonna keep her tail on?? Or have it removed?

BrianTurk: Daisy is keeping her tail blonde... I could not do that to her

BrianTurk: plus it adds soooooo much personality... I think anyway

Aprilsong: SO Brian can you tell us something about the Photo shoot for the ensemble pic in the auction?

BrianTurk: april.... it was taken right after the filming of episode..... 6 I believe... pick a number.

BrianTurk: it was literally right after I walked around with the "cason" (sp?) three times... why three??? no one really knows.

BrianTurk: but, that was one of the few times we were all together... well most of us anyway

Michelle: any interesting details you can remember about what is up for auction...? besides what april asked about :)

BrianTurk: Michelle... ahh I would have to see them... but, it is funny taken out of the set... it is tough to say where it is from... they all blur together

CBFCBeth: Do you recognize that Mystery Black Velvet Cap?

CBFCBeth: it's got a lot of folks stumped

BrianTurk: no beth I do not... funny...but, it does look familiar

CBFCBeth: Any word on the Season 2 DVD release date?

BrianTurk: not that I have heard beth...

blondeambition1998: so why no 100 dollar phone calls for Brian!!?

blondeambition1998: wouldnt it be fun to talk to Brian!?

CBFCBeth: Oh, we imposed on Brian more than enough!!!

BrianTurk: uhhh... blonde... I wouldn't think anyone would bid on that....

LexxiSmiles: of course they would!

Michelle: uh...brian..need i remind you that a few of us started fan clubs for you

Michelle: and, look how many people are here tonight

Michelle: FOR YOU

BrianTurk: and... what an incredible job you guys have both done.... REALLY!

KateBCG: You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like you...

BrianTurk: nice.... kate... Space Jam??? no Saturday night live....

KateBCG: SNL it is.

KateBCG: THough you get points for even mentining Space Jam.

BrianTurk: beth.... can you belive that this thing actually came together???? I remember when you first mentioned it....

CBFCBeth: There are days I can't believe it! But then I look at the bills! Hahahaha

CBFCBeth: No, it;s coming together great

CBFCBeth: and we have SO many people to thank for that

BrianTurk: hey beth... is that Dan's sig on the back of the mask????

CBFCBeth: Yes, Dan's autograph on the back of that. Whoops! Maybe I should add that to the description, huh? LOL!

KateBCG: So, Brian...how is that cruel mistress hollywood treating you?

BrianTurk: well Kate... eh??? but, it is picking up and hopefully something will break. I have a couple of auditions tomorrow... one pilot and one commercial... think happy thoughts on the pilot please :) But, nothing new to really speak of

KateBCG: I have a film audition tomorrow myself, so I'll be nervous for you instead of me? Wanna trade?

BrianTurk: you go kate... I didn't know you were an actress

BrianTurk: nice video by the way.... thank you very much...

BrianTurk: nice work

BrianTurk: where do you live kate?

KateBCG: NYC

BrianTurk: nice....

BrianTurk: I have an old roomate from college or after college but, we went to college.... you get the idea who lives in N.Y.... and most of my baseball team is from there it seems

Aprilsong: How about those ANgels Brian??

BrianTurk: don't say anything april.... I taped the game.... but, wow.... yes I love it!

BrianTurk: I am from orange county so I grew up with them

missmewslove: How is your back Brian, do you still have problems with it?

BrianTurk: every morning I get up miss.... no... j/k. I am fortunate but, if I work out too hard or usually the next day after a baseball game it is stiff but, for the most part I am good

LauraLee: oh that's good to hear Brian.. did you injure your back?

BrianTurk: laura... she was referring to an accident that ended my football playing days... I herniated two of my discs in my lower back... back in college

LauraLee: oh no!!

LauraLee: i dind't realize you were a football player! but i should have guessed!

quest: Offensvie lineman?

BrianTurk: yes... quick guard... or pulling guard quest

blondeambition1998: Been to any good movies lately Brian? Do you like going to movies??

BrianTurk: I have not seen anything lately blonde.... plus it is like $10 or $11 bucks out here

BrianTurk: the last movie I saw was Wedding Crashers....

BrianTurk: I cried

Jody: How did you like Wedding Crashers?

LauraLee: you cried!

BianTurk: I loved it Jody... I CRIED.... I was laughing so hard... I saw it openning night and died... and could not even hear all of the lines

CBFCBeth: Gotta check out "40 Year old Virgin" if you want to cry some more...

BrianTurk: I heard that was good.... plus Carla is in it
KateBCG: Brian, were you able to snag anything excellent for yourself at the estate sale?









BrianTurk: yes kate I got my airplane that I carved... my horse that I carved from Episode 2...

BrianTurk: um.... my banner over my bali... ( what I will ever do with it I do not know but, nice to have ).... um

BrianTurk: some license plates 
BrianTurk: some coffee mugs 

BrianTurk: ooohhhh I got a chair... actually that Matthew used to use... it is much sturdier and bigger than the usual ones

BrianTurk: I did not get my chair back.... or my weights.... and actually they have been up on Ebay.... Sigh

BrianTurk: thats pretty much it

CBFCBeth: Did you run into other castmates at the sale?

BrianTurk: beth... I had a meeting with an agency that day so I could not go early but, went bright and early on the Thursday I think.... I saw Debra and that was it.... funny, I told them over the phone what I wanted and they sold some of it anyway.

BrianTurk: oh well... tough job I would think

BrianTurk: oh and I am getting the book that I tossed into Dora Mae's grave... Michelle has it for me

CBFCBeth: Kimmie went down there on the weekend

CBFCBeth: and we were on a three way call checking episodes, trying to figure out where things were from! LOL

BrianTurk: yeah beth... it was crazy... it was just a big like soundstage... like where you saw the snake thing but, filled with rows and rows of stuff... they found my bin (where they kept all my stuff) and it was empty... ransacked

Susan_CarnyChat: and if only we could figure out which ep Lodz hat comes from

CBFCBeth: if it is Lodz hat

CBFCBeth: Debra and Clancy thought it was Lodz, then weren't sure, Dk thought maybe Gecko, then he wasnt sure

BrianTurk: I just think that they got ahold of the box... which was in the back room and saw a character name on it and figured it was good and bought it.

BrianTurk: oh well

CBFCBeth: Thank goodness Cb was the first one to get to the farm implements! :)

BrianTurk: Yeah... Clancy cleaned up there

LauraLee: Brian are you still in the OC or LA area?

BrianTurk: laura I am in L.A. but, grew up in orange county

LauraLee: Brian do you have an email address fans can write to?

BrianTurk: Laura... You can post on the yahoo site (lexxi) I am not sure about the fan club site... can she Michelle.... or lula???

Michelle: info@brianturkfanclub.com

LexxiSmiles: Laura: http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/BrianTurkFC/ that's the Yahoo Group for Brian

lulafortune: http://www.brianturkfanclub.com/

LauraLee: do you read messages that are forwared ?

BrianTurk: yes.... laura I am a member of both... well you don't have to be a member of the fanclub site but, I do read them all

BrianTurk: and I will occasionally post as well

BrianTurk: I think lula is working on a forum... not sure

Michelle: it's under construction, the forum

Michelle: but you can post there

Michelle: Brian gave major input for www.brianturkfanclub.com

Michelle: so, WE owe him a lot for that

BrianTurk: have there been any posts yet Michelle???? I didn't know that

Michelle: we have had a couple

CBFCBeth: The website looks amazing!!!

BrianTurk: I am blown away how cool it looks... I was like... "sure go for it" and BAM.... I could not have come up with all that even if I wanted to

LexxiSmiles: Brian...been on the look out for you on tv. Hoping that Wings episode would air. Nothing so far.

BrianTurk: ahhhh lexx.... that wings is worth watching if you can find it... very funny

KateBCG: Hey, brain--what's you're favoritre ep of Canrivale?

BrianTurk: kate... I liked a lot of them but, I guess for me it was "the river" episode 7...

Jody: Any particular reason that's your fave Brian?

BrianTurk: jody... just because of the healing I guess

Aprilsong: Brian--is that still on your tape?

BrianTurk: yes april... it leads off my tape... well me fighting and gettin kicked in the (*)&)(*s leads off then it follows

Aprilsong: I think that's a great choice-- It shows how wonderful you are as an actor--in the healing no words but I know exactly what you are thinking

blondeambition1998: Who is your favorite singer or band, Brian?

BrianTurk: blonde... too many to list... well I take that back.... I like too many but, don't really know who they all are... I know lirics and all but, some I have no clue who sings them

BrianTurk: but, I like all genres

blondeambition1998: any favorite genre?

BrianTurk: not really blonde... if I had to say... I guess classic rock

CBFCBeth: What decade, Brian?

BrianTurk: I don't know beth.... I know the songs and words but, don't really know who.... or when....

BrianTurk: but, I like old school rap or funk.... swing or big band.... lots

missmewslove: Brian, who was your fav actor to act with on Carnivale?

BrianTurk: miss.... I really loved everyone.... but, I really liked working with Adrienne (because she is a total sweatheart and I learned sooo much from her.... she is a total and consomate professional) I also liked my scenes with Nick he is very cool

BrianTurk: but, my most fun was with Tim and Toby.... I never had a scene with Toby but, he is a riot

quest: Ok brian im gonna ask you the most important question of the night

quest: Whatya Bench!

BrianTurk: I don't bench for weight anymore but, I do reps.... I can do 225lbs 20-25 times

missmewslove: 225?? that's a lot!

BrianTurk: not really miss

BrianTurk: but, that is the test they do for the combines to the NFL

KateBCG: Brian, I once told you you remind me so much of my little brother, but I have just decided i would like to see you wrestle him...it would be like bizarro world on Seinfeld.

BrianTurk: which had Tim Dekay in it

BrianTurk: he was bizarro Jerry

KateBCG: Yes! He is bizarro Jerry!

Michelle: you're brother *in the shark suit* and Brian, wrestling

quest: Whats your 40 time

BrianTurk: wow.... I havent run the 40 in years.... but, it was 5.0

BrianTurk: but, remember quest... I am around 3hundy

BrianTurk: now quest.... what is your 40 time????

quest: Im still running it

KateBCG: Hahaha

BrianTurk: and how much can you bench???

quest: and how much does a bag of potato chips weigh

LexxiSmiles: lol, I fear that when I see Brian in person I will be shocked into silence at his size.

BrianTurk: I am not scary lexx

BrianTurk: or freakisly big... I hope not

missmewslove: Brian, what is your choice for fav movie/tv show you have been in? Besides Carnivale?

BrianTurk: miss... I love a few good men.... unfortunately I was not in it

BrianTurk: I guess my favorite thing was either Lost World or A.I.... not much screen time but, it was two weeks each working with Steven Spielberg... very cool.... part wise it would have to be either the Nash Bridges or the Buffy or Wings... all for different reasons

missmewslove: Liked your part in Buffy...must have been awsome working with Spielberg!

BrianTurk: not a bad gig either.... hawaii.... nice

BrianTurk: HEY.... all of my items have bids.... I just checked... I am so happy

BrianTurk: beth... how much have we raised so far???

CBFCBeth: I think we just edged past $4600 tonight

BrianTurk: wow.... that should be a pretty nice shindig

CBFCBeth: yeah, we're definitely needing the money, and it'll be great

BrianTurk: and still getting members signing up????

CBFCBeth: it's slowed a little,but we expect it'll pick up again after the holiday

CBFCBeth: we're over 100 already

BrianTurk: so you guys are just going to party....

CBFCBeth: it's gonna be party central!

CBFCBeth: And the more we raise, the more goodies we can offer!

CBFCBeth: the party starts Friday night and just keeps on going through the weekend

KateBCG: There will be bobbing for lemons, pin the tail on Stumpy...

BrianTurk: nice... toby should love that

Aprilsong: Brian I got a room and am Coming sans family so I can relive my 20's at the con

BrianTurk: doh.... you got a room april..... don't you live sorta close?

Aprilsong: Yes but with a room I can stay up late have a cocktail or two and don't have to worry abour driving home or coming back in the am

SmohQ: hey Brian. What kind of car do you have?

BrianTurk: Smohq... I havea a Miata

LexxiSmiles: Brian: you fit in it?

CBFCBeth: How is Daisy gonna fit into the Miata?

BrianTurk: just kidding lexx.... I could not even shut the door on it much less get in with the top up

BrianTurk: yeah... daisy is gettin up there.....

BrianTurk: she is like 65 or 70lbs I think

BrianTurk: and only 7 monts

BrianTurk: I will send you a pic beth

LexxiSmiles: 70 lbs?? that's not a puppy!

quest: Shes been gettin into your protein shakes

BrianTurk: that is funny quest...

BrianTurk: I had a buddy that had an akita and he actually fed him MetRx... crazy

LexxiSmiles: grr...I do not want to go to Meditation/Yoga class tomorrow

KateBCG: I find yoga to be the lease relaxing thing in the world...

BrianTurk: yoga is supposed to be the best....

BrianTurk: tough

BrianTurk: I am not flexible enough

LauraLee: so brian, what are some of your hobbies when you're not working

BrianTurk: laura... I like to hang out... especially with my dog... sounds pathetic... work out... play baseball... and do stuff with my friends

BrianTurk: thank you guys for helping with the auction

lulafortune: thank YOU for donating, stuff, Brian!

BrianTurk: no prob... I am just happy people bid on them

LexxiSmiles: good luck on your auditions!

BrianTurk: thank you

BrianTurk: I need it

Susan_CarnyChat: yes, lots of good pilot vibes

BrianTurk: yes thank you susan.. and break a leg yourself Kate

KateBCG: That's, I'll try...

KateBCG: thanks, even..

BrianTurk: night

BrianTurk Logs Out

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